11.06.2003
picture this, if you will:
THE PLAYERS: two college students, one male, one female, both single and yet still sexually active. our boy, let's call him "leroy," has recently divulged to his roommate, we'll call her "elvira," that he just does not use condoms when he bumps uglies with the females. elvira has leaked this information to her father, who also happens to be her landlord.
THE SCENE: the house of the abovementioned co-eds. the toilet has been acting up lately. seems there's a clogging problem.
ENTER THE POOPSMITH!
Poopsmith: "Hey Elvira. I'm here to unclog your clog!"
Elvira: "Okay cool!"
the poopsmith retreats to the basement to unclog the clog, and elvira's father shows up and joins him. soon, they both return, hands covered in feces, the poopsmith's mustache blowing in the wind.
Poopsmith: "We have to get some things to help us unclog the clog. We will be back."
Elvira: "Can I use the facility while you're gone?"
Poopsmith: "No way dude."
elvira goes somewhere else to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages. once that's taken care of, she goes on to do her daily activities outside of the house.
MEANWHILE...
elvira's father and the poopsmith have gone to retrieve a snaking device. they return to the scene and begin the process. oh, and also, elvira's uncle has joined them. soon, uncle buck decides to see what the snake has uncovered. he leans down, and stands back up, holding a used prophylactic (that's a condom, guys).
Elvira's Dad: "?"
Uncle Buck: "Ha!"
Poopsmith: "Oh Lord."
the snaking continues, and so do the condoms. condoms everywhere! nothing but poop and condoms, a virtual festival of bodily fluids! it is revealed that this nest of nasty condoms has been the source of the clog all along, and everyone claps and cheers.
Poopsmith: "Let's all go get pizza."
Everyone: "Hooray!"
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this totally happened. except for the part about the pizza. the names and places have been changed, but maybe not very well. we shall see. how's that for funny?
THE PLAYERS: two college students, one male, one female, both single and yet still sexually active. our boy, let's call him "leroy," has recently divulged to his roommate, we'll call her "elvira," that he just does not use condoms when he bumps uglies with the females. elvira has leaked this information to her father, who also happens to be her landlord.
THE SCENE: the house of the abovementioned co-eds. the toilet has been acting up lately. seems there's a clogging problem.
ENTER THE POOPSMITH!
Poopsmith: "Hey Elvira. I'm here to unclog your clog!"
Elvira: "Okay cool!"
the poopsmith retreats to the basement to unclog the clog, and elvira's father shows up and joins him. soon, they both return, hands covered in feces, the poopsmith's mustache blowing in the wind.
Poopsmith: "We have to get some things to help us unclog the clog. We will be back."
Elvira: "Can I use the facility while you're gone?"
Poopsmith: "No way dude."
elvira goes somewhere else to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages. once that's taken care of, she goes on to do her daily activities outside of the house.
MEANWHILE...
elvira's father and the poopsmith have gone to retrieve a snaking device. they return to the scene and begin the process. oh, and also, elvira's uncle has joined them. soon, uncle buck decides to see what the snake has uncovered. he leans down, and stands back up, holding a used prophylactic (that's a condom, guys).
Elvira's Dad: "?"
Uncle Buck: "Ha!"
Poopsmith: "Oh Lord."
the snaking continues, and so do the condoms. condoms everywhere! nothing but poop and condoms, a virtual festival of bodily fluids! it is revealed that this nest of nasty condoms has been the source of the clog all along, and everyone claps and cheers.
Poopsmith: "Let's all go get pizza."
Everyone: "Hooray!"
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this totally happened. except for the part about the pizza. the names and places have been changed, but maybe not very well. we shall see. how's that for funny?
# posted by Nancy Cunningham @ 3:51 PM 
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