ye olde crapfest

you bring up a good point. where ARE all those boys at? there should be millions of them, falling at my feet, bringing me shiny gifts and such. and yet, there are none. what's up with that? maybe i need to wear more makeup, or perhaps i should wear sluttier clothing. but wait a minute, i went out half-nekkid on friday, and no one really even looked in my direction. i am so confused.

i am ready to just be married, having some children and big dogs and stuff. i don't wanna date. it scares me. and yet, i am extremely...well, lonely...when i'm alone. and i think my steve kitty is sick. he has something weird going on in his mouth. it's not good.