ye olde crapfest

for those of you who are total slackers and haven't taken my advice and read the crap i've linked to at left, get with the program!

‘Idle husbands are the devil’s dildos’, that’s what my mother has always said.

and also, thankyouthankyou sailordear for introducing me to the Bladder Vee-String Female Vagina Prosthesis™. this is something that i'd like to share with all of you. not exactly safe for work, obviously.

i'm gonna die.