ye olde crapfest

hooray for lunch with fun people and a lot of bourbon. boo for coming back to work all drunkified and also not having anything pressing to do. i'm now extra-bored and feeling much as i do on a typical friday night at 11pm, having consumed ten dollars worth of makers mark, etc.etc.etc.

my friends are cool.

so what should i do to entertain myself this fine afternoon?

mix says i should look at porn. nah.

shuster says i should come to atlanta for the afternoon. nah.

pushups? maybe some calisthenics? queef olympics (eeeeewwwww)? alright, i'm just being silly now.

i have recently been told the Funniest Joke of All Time. some would beg to differ. most of you would agree whole-heartedly. nonetheless, i will not be able to tell it effectively 'on the line,' so i won't even try. but i am a much more well-rounded person having heard it and spread it across the land. and also, i got this bitchin' scarf and mittens set for xmas (it's my first present thus far). you used to be able to see jami lee curtis wearing it here, but they've changed the damn thing since this morning. so that's still my scarf, but not jami lee curtis. anyway.

i don't know what's going on in this picture, but it sure does make me sad.


okay then. 2003! yeah!