ye olde crapfest

the day is nearly complete, and so far i've explained to about ten people how to escape from the "crimson room," i've done some major damage to ONE WHOLE SCRIPT! and i've listened to the b-52s "rock lobster" nineteen times in a row. it's all part of the fantastic celebration for messrs. washington and lincoln's b-days. happy day, george and abe! you are my favorite presidents on whose birthdays i cannot bank or mail things! fuck yes!