2.09.2004
stupid mondays. weekends go too fast, especially when you're way too busy being perfectly content.
i'm wearing a skirt today, because last week my boss mentioned that it'd be in my best interest to try to look more "professional" more often. blah blah blah. all i know is, wooly kneesox and all, i'm a little chilly in the undercarriage area. we shall see how long this lasts.
this week had better go quickly. i hear that i may have surprises awaiting me this weekend, and dear sweet jesus i just love surprises! that and work is an awful horrible place, and i don't think anyone should ever be forced to go there for five godawful days in a row. i am a lazy bum.
okay moving on, now i will tell you about my weekend. it was action packed! all of my friends were involved in some crazy situations, including but not limited to the following:
and now, here is a link to a site which features interesting things you can put on the end of any standard drill.
i'm wearing a skirt today, because last week my boss mentioned that it'd be in my best interest to try to look more "professional" more often. blah blah blah. all i know is, wooly kneesox and all, i'm a little chilly in the undercarriage area. we shall see how long this lasts.
this week had better go quickly. i hear that i may have surprises awaiting me this weekend, and dear sweet jesus i just love surprises! that and work is an awful horrible place, and i don't think anyone should ever be forced to go there for five godawful days in a row. i am a lazy bum.
okay moving on, now i will tell you about my weekend. it was action packed! all of my friends were involved in some crazy situations, including but not limited to the following:
- boomer bought a motorcycle. a big, huge, loud and shiny harley-davidson dynaglide lowrider. she looks awesome when she's riding it. it has a custom paint job with a glittery eagle/skull/snake thing. it's totally bitchin. she said she'd take me for a ride soon. i can't wait!
- ms. dew and i have applied for positions at the starbucks downtown. we were just sitting around the other day drinking that new orange flavored listerine and talking about deep-type stuff, and we realized that we were missing out on so many things. we're hoping that our new jobs will help get us moving in the right direction.
- me and a few of my new friends from that meeting i went to went out and protested something really important. activation sure feels nice. i recommend it.
- i got a phone call at 3am saturday from mix's mom saying that she was worried that her son was "falling in with the wrong crowd" and that she had a sneaking suspicion that he was involved with some sort of top-secret arms dealings or something. i told that crazy bitch to shut up.
- jesse made a delicious cheezy bubble and squeak and some tasty bean fritters with anchovie and licorice paste. he took the prize and learned some valuable lessons in the process.
and now, here is a link to a site which features interesting things you can put on the end of any standard drill.
# posted by Nancy Cunningham @ 9:22 AM 
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