ye olde crapfest

i think i love pinkeye.

well, not exactly.

i mean, don't get me wrong, it's an annoying thing to have. it itches, it stings a little, i can't see anything but blur out of my left eye. but really, yesterday was just a free day off for me, an unexpected three day weekend filled with movie watching and macaroni eating. and all i have to do is itch a little and squint? no problem.

as for you tucker, please don't feel responsible. these things happen. if anything, i think i'd like to thank you. i'd much prefer a day off as opposed to sitting in this hellhole for 8 hours on a monday...and, to make things even better, zack got a half day on account of the rain, so i had a movie watching macaroni eating accomplice. true, i have successfully transmitted the itus to him now, but i think he's okay with it. he's pretty calm about most things, which pleases me to no end.

alright, well, i've got plenty to say, but i'm trying to work work work cuz there's a rumor that they're gonna let me go home early. i think they're freaked out. gerald's been chasing me around with a can of lysol all day. so yeah, here i go, off to work, see ya later, take it easy, all that shit.