ye olde crapfest

i went to maggotdonalds for my birthday cheeseburger and french fries, and wouldn't you know, they gave me a burger with no burger on it. it was just buns, cheese, and condiments. those crazy mongoloids.

it's been suggested that i not only complain and attempt to get food compensation, but also that i request ronald himself attend my next celebration. that'd be awesome. i would try to pants him (or "floor" him, for you non-louisvillians with your "carbs" and your "caramel delites"), if that yellow suit wasn't so unitardarific.

i got some pretty flowers. they're lovely.