ye olde crapfest

so what should i get from pops for my birthday this year? here is the annotated list of options:

• stupendous digital camera
• plants/flowers/veggies for my yard/garden*
• "young professional" costume allowance
• mp3 or minidisc player
• a trip to the dentist
• cash money

that's all i can think of right now. there's other stuff that's crossed my mind in the last few months, but i'm not remembering it right this second. i'll go get some tapioca pudding to get my brain in gear. or maybe some jello. yeah, jello.

* boom, you might could help me out with this one...