ye olde crapfest

so it's no secret that the amazing robotic bowling score-keeping machine apparatus at your local bowling alley is fun to mess with. everyone wants a funny name so that when and if they get that turkey, everyone will get to see something funny like



well, last night was no exception...bun was in charge of the original naming, and he didn't do a very good job. mike was just mike, i was amandamn, and he called himself "wax person." not too funny at all.

anyway, i got bored, got a couple of bowling alley budweisers in me, and sat down at the futuristic console (with the little kid in the lane to the right of us looking intently over my shoulder the whole time), because i had a fabulous idea.

so, bun's name was set as "wax person," which only shows up as "WP" on the full board, unless of course, he scores a mark. so, i made my changes, stepped away from the thingy, and it still said "WP." no one was the wiser. until the next time bun scored a mark, at which point he saw:



we all had a good laugh and thought about how we could only get away with that in a bowling alley.

as the evening progressed, i would change it to "wormy polenta," "wispy pube," and eventually "warm poonanny," but i think the original is still best.