5.17.2004

 

it's officially summertime, as the local stupidamericas have begun their 69 cent fountain drink promotion. i love it! dew me up! mountain dew, all day long! i hadn't been ingesting any caffeine at all over the last few days, i had been proud of my progress, i hadn't had a single headache. but shit, 69 cents, that's a steal!

speaking of gas stations, i was in line behind this woman yesterday at yet another stupidamerica, and she was paying for her gas for her gigantic SUV, the cashier says, "that'll be $64.20." she just sighed and pulled out her credit card. i asked her how long that full tank would last her, to which she replied, "oh, about a week i guess..." i find that incredible and i don't understand it at all. she must be wicked rich. but she didn't look like it, her pants were from the 80s and she still had the aqua net hairdo.

i don't think this flyer ever got used. it's a damn shame.


Comments:

you callin' me 12, yatch????
 
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