6.03.2004

 

i've been thinking a little about this movie i saw, probably seven years ago or something, maybe you've heard of it. jism eldor and i called it "wet dreams may come," though that's not the real title. anyways, from what i remember it's about this guy (robin williams in his most horrific performance ever) who is sad because his wife has committed suicide (played by angela tucci i think, and that's funny because when i was growing up, that's what my dad and sister and i called the "bajoina." "tucci." or "touchie." or "toochie." whatever, i never had to spell it back then).

anyway, again, from what i remember, robin williams goes to some place that looks like a painting and it's supposed to be maybe purgatory or something, or maybe he's dreaming, i can't remember. but that guy who is omar gooding's (from wild and crazy kids, of course) more successful older brother plays this gay dude (was he gay?) who leads mork through these fields of paint and magic and gayness and tells him things like "do unto others" and "don't touch that you'll get staff infection!"



eventually they make it to this nasty hell-type place that really looks remarkably like a smashing pumpkins video. and then his wife is there or something, and there is some tension, maybe some drama, i believe there were children involved in some way or another. anyway, i had a dream last night, it was a lot like the smashing pumpkins part of that movie. i was on this boat, but not in the water. instead, there were all of these nasty disembodied heads where water should have been, and i was just tearing ass in my bitchin speed boat (with a sail), trying to get away from them, because for some reason, i knew they were "bad." i mean, when are disembodied heads ever good, right?



so i woke up really quick, and realized it was all just a bad robin williams movie, and it couldn't hurt me anymore.

it was a nice speedboat. i don't know dick about speedboats, but in my dream i was totally messing with gauges and buttons like a pro. do speedboats have guages and buttons? and sails?

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correction: "angela tucci" was the name of the character played by the same actress (anabella sciorra) in that one movie about black folks and white folks being in love. jigabyte fever. you know the one. oh well, she will always and forever be angela vagina to me.
 
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