ye olde crapfest

the 302nd post to crapfest 2. you were right, pistachio, i'm sad i deleted the old crapfest. who knows what was on that thing, i'm sure most of it was hilarious biting social commentary. oh well.

good morning everyone. i'm eating cookies and drinking flavored coffee. mmmmm.... i burned my tongue, so that's totally lame.

bobblehead night was fun. the reds won, no thanks to the anti-home-team sentiments of certain people in our party. i had a delicious lemon chill and a cheese coney, so my night would've been alright either way. they didn't do their usual "halftime beheading," but i guess people are getting tired of that kind of shit.

i get to go out to the dumpster in a few minutes, aren't you excited? i know i am. i can hardly contain myself.