7.01.2004
i am always talking smack about my love of "theory formulation." this is just a fancy schmancy bullshit way of saying i think a lot. here are some of my current theories, a few of which you might call borderline predictions.
1) britney spears is in fact pregnant, however, the father is not her new fiancee kevin wonderbutt, it's this guy.
2) someone, hereby referred to as "Someone A" has bitten off more than they can chew. they're starting to realize it already, and yet, still plowing along as if it's not relevant. don't make me say "i told you so." it's in the nature of Someone A to do things like this, so i guess it's just a matter of watching and waiting now. spectator sports! yeehah!
3) someone else, hereby referred to as "Someone B" has also gotten themselves into something BiggerThanThem. yet another watch and wait situation...this one's different in that i hope things don't go how i think they will. just keep your privates in check! this is KEY!
4) my father is some kind of sorcerer or wizard. i've suspected it for years, and the older i get, the more proof seems to stack up. i'm going to start asking him carefully concocted questions to see if i can't trick him into revealing his secrets.
5) crying is for suckers
6) cheese conies were invented by zeus ca. 1540 BC to woo mortal women into his bed. do not underestimate the incredible aphrodesiac powers of these tiny little deliciousness delivery systems. so much yummy cheese... someone get the smelling salts, i'm feeling woozy.
7) someone, hereby referred to as "Someone C," is gonna meet a tall, dark and handsome boy who sweeps her off her feet. she will meet him at church or in the line at kroger. i saw it in my dream, seriously. he looked sort of ethnic, like maybe greek or something. so there's your start, Someone C...get on it!
i suppose that's enough for now, i've sufficiently detached my brain from work and whatever it is i was doing before. i'll let you know if anything new and good comes up.
1) britney spears is in fact pregnant, however, the father is not her new fiancee kevin wonderbutt, it's this guy.
2) someone, hereby referred to as "Someone A" has bitten off more than they can chew. they're starting to realize it already, and yet, still plowing along as if it's not relevant. don't make me say "i told you so." it's in the nature of Someone A to do things like this, so i guess it's just a matter of watching and waiting now. spectator sports! yeehah!
3) someone else, hereby referred to as "Someone B" has also gotten themselves into something BiggerThanThem. yet another watch and wait situation...this one's different in that i hope things don't go how i think they will. just keep your privates in check! this is KEY!
4) my father is some kind of sorcerer or wizard. i've suspected it for years, and the older i get, the more proof seems to stack up. i'm going to start asking him carefully concocted questions to see if i can't trick him into revealing his secrets.
5) crying is for suckers
6) cheese conies were invented by zeus ca. 1540 BC to woo mortal women into his bed. do not underestimate the incredible aphrodesiac powers of these tiny little deliciousness delivery systems. so much yummy cheese... someone get the smelling salts, i'm feeling woozy.
7) someone, hereby referred to as "Someone C," is gonna meet a tall, dark and handsome boy who sweeps her off her feet. she will meet him at church or in the line at kroger. i saw it in my dream, seriously. he looked sort of ethnic, like maybe greek or something. so there's your start, Someone C...get on it!
i suppose that's enough for now, i've sufficiently detached my brain from work and whatever it is i was doing before. i'll let you know if anything new and good comes up.
# posted by Nancy Cunningham @ 11:32 AM 
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