ye olde crapfest

you know how, in p0rn0, dudes will like, show the camera the entire vagina?  like, spread it all nice and open and the camera will zoom in and the dude's like, making sure to get all of the wrinkles and folds out of the way so you can see the whole thing...  well, for some reason, over the years, i've come to associate that with the word "presenting," because every time i see it, i think "and now, the presentation of the vagina," or *insert trumpet here* "presenting, the cooch!" or some other such non-sexy nonsense. 
 
and so, without further ado...
 
*duh-duh-duh-DAH*
"presenting...the mildly different crapfest 2000 part deux!"

i know you're excited, i can tell by that crazy look on your face.
 
i'll probably be messing with this thing today, if i get some time, that is.  so i apologize for any ugliness in the interim.