ye olde crapfest

shit! i will give you eight dollars (in monopoly money) if you will come out here and bring me a pack of camel lights. EIGHT DOLLARS (in monopoly money)! imagine all of the things you could (not really) buy with all of that (monopoly) money! balls!

i have a headache. zack's bringing me my keys sometime between now and 5 o'clock, and once that happens, all i've gotta do is find a ride home so i can retrieve mandrake (that's my car, newbies). why didn't i just call in today?

there's some craziness in the air, homies. i can't exactly say what it is right now, but it's definitely there... in the air... over there... by that chair. i could TOTALLY be on charmed, writin' spells and shit.



i am finally seeing...
i was the one worth leaving