8.17.2004
SECURITY!!!!
sometimes i just don't know what the hell is going on. this usually occurs shortly after a period of feeling like i'm pretty sure i know what the hell is going on. so, at least that part's predictable.
this is all i ask: i want to know i have a place to sleep. i want to know my family is okay, and preferably, that they're happy. i want to know who my friends are. i want to be able to say that i tried my best and had the best intentions, no matter what i do.
i'm working on that last part.
seems easy, eh? but shit, even tying your shoes isn't easy, at least at first.
so what's this all about? i'm not really sure. it just seems as if the sky is ever-so-precariously perched above me, constantly threatening to fall. directly on top of my ridiculously huge noggin.
i could be totally wrong, though. i guess we'll see.
this is all i ask: i want to know i have a place to sleep. i want to know my family is okay, and preferably, that they're happy. i want to know who my friends are. i want to be able to say that i tried my best and had the best intentions, no matter what i do.
i'm working on that last part.
seems easy, eh? but shit, even tying your shoes isn't easy, at least at first.
so what's this all about? i'm not really sure. it just seems as if the sky is ever-so-precariously perched above me, constantly threatening to fall. directly on top of my ridiculously huge noggin.
i could be totally wrong, though. i guess we'll see.
# posted by Nancy Cunningham @ 10:47 AM 
You Wanna Know???
OK. Follow these steps implicitly. Do not deviate.
Write a 43 word essay entitled, "Barney Rubble: Straight Man or Suck Up?", shred it, and then, get your trusted friend on the cell. Arrange to meet that friend at a Thai restaurant of your choosing.
Then, after sitting down, utter the phrase, "Loi Un Papa". Then order two Thai Iced Teas. When they arrive, you and your friend should close your eyes and imagine you are in a wet bathroom where someone has just finished showering.
Then, open your eyes. Grab the cold glass and sip. You will discover that what you are drinking is...
ORANGE SHOWER CURTAIN!
Try Your Best. Yeah...but don't expect results, OK?
Your Conscience,
Bobby
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OK. Follow these steps implicitly. Do not deviate.
Write a 43 word essay entitled, "Barney Rubble: Straight Man or Suck Up?", shred it, and then, get your trusted friend on the cell. Arrange to meet that friend at a Thai restaurant of your choosing.
Then, after sitting down, utter the phrase, "Loi Un Papa". Then order two Thai Iced Teas. When they arrive, you and your friend should close your eyes and imagine you are in a wet bathroom where someone has just finished showering.
Then, open your eyes. Grab the cold glass and sip. You will discover that what you are drinking is...
ORANGE SHOWER CURTAIN!
Try Your Best. Yeah...but don't expect results, OK?
Your Conscience,
Bobby
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