ye olde crapfest

come to me, you beautiful fucking thing, you!

oh lord, objectifying dudes is the greatest.

this movie might be good. it's oliver stone, so maybe he'll slyly allude to alexander's homoerotic tendencies (from the past, volumes 1 through 5), but it'd be fine with me if he left it out and just kept my boyfriend colin acting all beefy. i mean, it's not like it'd be as bad as leaving the gods out of the story of the trojan war. that was a bad idea.