11.11.2004

 

i have pains...in my guts.

i wanna go home. i'm all crampy. it's been a nice couple of years without much action in the "lady-parts gone wild" department, so here's hoping that i'm just stopped up or something, and that my ovarian cystas are just chillin', hangin' out, not causing any trouble. i've used up "all" of my insurance-approved visits to the lady doctor ("all" = ONE PER YEAR HOW GAY IS THAT?!?!), so if anything is awry, i'll have to either diagnose it myself or ask the magic 8-ball.

and, this means nothing to 99% of you, but... the holiday tape is IN! miss boom, get on over here to start your eight dollar an hour dubbin'! woohoo.

god i hate my fucking job.

but i do love george, especially right after he's had his hair done.


Comments:

One visit to the ladyparts doctor? Shit. It's coat hanger time!

But Viagra is covered by most prescription plans. OMG I FUCKING HATE INSURANCE.

—C.
 
George's hair is a bit wonky and Mod Squadish, but reminds me of a cat with curly hair that scared the @#$%*! out of me once down the block.

On the job thing, I know a woman that hated her job, but kept doing it for so many years, she started to like it. How scary is that? Like I know anything, I'm just a pup.

Your weblog has sparks - I think you write like a muh and should be a writer for a living. That's just my opinion though.
 
yo, i don't know what a muh is, but i'm taking it as a good thing. thanks for the comment, cal the wonderdog. honestly, it's what i've been waiting to hear since i started this blog back in 1537 during the second major scabies outbreak. see, i think i'm funny. i just need to be TOLD! haha, thanks again. and i also would like to know what a muh is.
 
hi steebie. thanks! for all my googling, i couldn't find that. i guess i suck at googling.

thanks for the abovementioned compliment-action. i miss running into you at random places and giving each other funny shy looks.
 
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