ye olde crapfest

today, an accomplice and i braved the onslaught of holiday shoppers and idiots in a feeble attempt at finishing my christmas shopping. in the allotted time, we were only able to make a couple of stops. those stops were, in the order in which we visited them:

1. gun shop A
2. unnamed sex shop
3. gun shop B

i had to return to work then, but i did enjoy the browsing at assorted bows, arrows, guns and gun accessories, and of course, slutty (yet somehow classy!) corsets.

and if i can get outta here soon enough, it's off to unnamed sex shop B, where hopefully the selection will yeild greater success. oh dear, sweet gag gifts, i don't know what i'd do without you.

the one thing i didn't do on the ol' lunchbreak was EAT. i'm now craving some mighty strange things, like kale and banana splits and this awesome hot chicken stuff my dad makes for sammiches. yum yum yum.