ye olde crapfest

i ordered this cd on the 18th of january, and it's telling me it'll ship sometime between february 19th and march 7th. so, i'm telling it to FUCK THE FUCK OFF and cancelling the order and RE-ordering from a different seller, who WILL charge me more for shipping, but they'll also ship it TOMORROW, so i'll have it in my wee little hands any day now. this cd was out of print for a while, and i tried downloading all 26 songs (each begins with a different letter of the alphabet), but soulseek just isn't that cooperative.

sooooooo, add frankie welfare boy age five to the list of things i'm looking forward to in the very near future! this list already includes:

• the dragons 1976 show next week, featuring all-time supafresh drum god tim daisy
• the MUTHAFUCKIN SLINT SHOW in loserville feb. 22nd (i couldn't see the pixies, but by god i will see slint)
• (in my best deep announcer voice) "The Oh-Cee," new episodes every thursday from here to hopefully eternity, and if not eternity then thank jeebus for the magic of tv on dvd!
• next week, aka "the week both bosses are out of town at the same time"
and last but not least,
• finally getting my braces off! woot, giggle giggle!

i'm kidding i never had braces. that's why i have horse teeth.

anyway, things are nimbly pimbly as always (that was my word of the day today, and i used it totally incorrectly just now, but SHIT!, i USED IT!), nothing crazy good, but nothing crazy bad, and i'll take that action any day.

and in closing, i just googled "the meaning of life" and look what i found! awesome sauce!