ye olde crapfest

rodan, indeed.

so, the above quote has nothing to do with anything that i am about to say.

moving on...

the internet is a stupid, stupid place. just so you know. but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't continue to use it. as an outlet for our stupidity and such.

i was gonna try to blog about my ex-hippy boyfriend from the fifteen-years-olden days, whom i've recently taken to referring to as "Mandude Dudeman," whom some of you highschool buddies may remember more appropriately as "Donnie from Shawnee," though his name wasn't Donnie, either. anyway, i had this great story about how he was really dirty and had all of these accents. like, the "downtown black man" accent and the "totally gnarly skater" accent and the "how do you like my piercings hardcore" accent.

but alas! i have too much first of da' month crap to do, and "real" blogging will have to wait yet another day.

i'm an eager lil' thing... cuz someone "special" is coming home soon. she knows who she is and we are going to eat fried biscuits and buffalo chili in t-minus four days. it has been a relatively girl-free couple of months (no offense to t-bone buttersworth or ern, they're top-notch yatches... it's just that they have man-yatches to keep them occupied most times). anyways, i'm really excited. we plan to put the beatdown on some troublemakers. hehe, i TOTALLY know where you live!