3.08.2005

 

Re: FindTheBestPriceOnAnyCarFast Nancy Cunningham!

whoever spams the shit out of my hotmail account seems to think my name is "nancy cunningham."

"Enl0ngen Your W0ng, Nancy Cunningham!"
(email for: "viagira")

"Make Your S1ster Haoppy 2day Nancy Cunningham!"
(email for: "cheep v1c0d1n")

"B1oterrorism Threats?SARS? Nancy Cunningham, don't Wait, Act Now!"
(email for: dunno, it had a picture of some pornstar in a nurse costume holding a syringe, i didn't bother reading it)

perhaps when i compose my life's work (tentatively titled Suck It: An Instructional Memoir), i'll use "nancy cunningham" as my pen name. either that or "tessical howerton." it's a tough call.

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