ye olde crapfest

i am currently eating chocolate chip mini muffins, chugging a vanilla frappuccino "coffee drink," and awaiting a return call from the doctor's office re: the status of my loins. i went to be treated for the poison ivy, and ended up talking at length about my enlarged groinular lymph node thingy. so yeah, they bled me a little, and renee "i have no eyebrows save for those which i have drawn on with this here reddish brown pencil" the nurse called to "go over the results" with me. i was in kroger, purchasing those mini muffins and vanilla frappuccinos when it happened, so i had to call her back. and now i wait, assuming that they've found out about all those illegal substances and they're sending some coppers over to retrieve me and escort me to my doom.

this frappuccino really is delicious. i kiss the bottle every time i have one, i love it that much.