5.06.2005
"is this thing still bleeding?"
thanks to the super awesome suggestion of deaner, i have created another masterpiece for my "gonna get fired" series. i'm very proud of it.
lamies and gentlefolk, i give you...
i couldn't quite capture the face and the makeup EXACTLY as i wanted to, but it's very close. i also wanted to include her glasses, but ms paint has no "coke bottle lens" effect to acheive the correct blurrification.
today's title is an actual quote from the above-pictured "lulu." it was about three weeks after she'd started working here, and the bossman took us to opening day at the local horsey track. i'd had a couple'o gin gimlets (mmmmmm...gin gimlets), and wasn't prepared when this woman, my dad's age, pulled me off to the side and whispered--in that "loud as shit people can still hear you" type whispery voice-- "hey, is this thing still bleeding?" pointing to the makeup-caked remnants of a much picked at zit.
things haven't been the same around here since.
lamies and gentlefolk, i give you...
i couldn't quite capture the face and the makeup EXACTLY as i wanted to, but it's very close. i also wanted to include her glasses, but ms paint has no "coke bottle lens" effect to acheive the correct blurrification.
today's title is an actual quote from the above-pictured "lulu." it was about three weeks after she'd started working here, and the bossman took us to opening day at the local horsey track. i'd had a couple'o gin gimlets (mmmmmm...gin gimlets), and wasn't prepared when this woman, my dad's age, pulled me off to the side and whispered--in that "loud as shit people can still hear you" type whispery voice-- "hey, is this thing still bleeding?" pointing to the makeup-caked remnants of a much picked at zit.
things haven't been the same around here since.
# posted by Nancy Cunningham @ 11:30 AM 
That picture is pretty damn amusing. Its funny how fat people worry about such things as bloody pimples when their bodies are filled with cottage cheese sludge. Yumm... who wants ice cream.
I think you captured the details in her appearance (and the anecdote) quite nicely. Not that I would really know, but still, good job!
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