11.11.2005
"your mom is a ho" and other awesome advice
whassup ya'll?
i've been workin' my white ass off, i'm out an admin assistant YET AGAIN, so it's like answering the phones is the most important thing and doing the work comes second. gaytime dot gay. at least today i don't have a giant stack of things waiting for me, so maybe i'll be able to get out of here a little early-ish. the earlier the better, seeing as how ern edwards is coming today and i just got two free bottles of wine, a box of crackers, and a 10-dollar-a-pound block o' cheese from my bossman. to thank me for all my hard work, of course. kick ass!
in other news, people are stupid, as evidenced here, here, and here. just in case you didn't feel like clicking those things and finding out just who i'm calling stupid, it's thugs, republicans, and dumb young girls. there are a lot more where that came from... i just don't have the time or the energy to judge everyone today.
in gossip news: so-and-so and hooty-hoo are a hot item; what's-his-butt has a bad case of gas and no one likes it; and girlie mcjones is either a lez or just likes pretending that she might be. ponder that shit, would you?
alright, i gotta go give a kid some money. you see, he gave ME something, and the rules of our culture require that i give him something of fairly equal value--like beat-up green pieces of paper with pictures of hot colonial dudes on them--in exchange.
enjoy the weekend. i plan to make some flan--it better be good or mexico is gonna get it.
i've been workin' my white ass off, i'm out an admin assistant YET AGAIN, so it's like answering the phones is the most important thing and doing the work comes second. gaytime dot gay. at least today i don't have a giant stack of things waiting for me, so maybe i'll be able to get out of here a little early-ish. the earlier the better, seeing as how ern edwards is coming today and i just got two free bottles of wine, a box of crackers, and a 10-dollar-a-pound block o' cheese from my bossman. to thank me for all my hard work, of course. kick ass!
in other news, people are stupid, as evidenced here, here, and here. just in case you didn't feel like clicking those things and finding out just who i'm calling stupid, it's thugs, republicans, and dumb young girls. there are a lot more where that came from... i just don't have the time or the energy to judge everyone today.
in gossip news: so-and-so and hooty-hoo are a hot item; what's-his-butt has a bad case of gas and no one likes it; and girlie mcjones is either a lez or just likes pretending that she might be. ponder that shit, would you?
alright, i gotta go give a kid some money. you see, he gave ME something, and the rules of our culture require that i give him something of fairly equal value--like beat-up green pieces of paper with pictures of hot colonial dudes on them--in exchange.
enjoy the weekend. i plan to make some flan--it better be good or mexico is gonna get it.
# posted by Nancy Cunningham @ 12:39 PM 
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