ye olde crapfest

i need money. for real. i have to either a) hook, or b) get a second "real" job. z is being really 1990s about the whole hooking thing for some reason (i am so oppressed), so it looks like i'm gonna have to play it straight. damn it.

so, if i have to spend my evenings and weekends working for the man, then i'm sure as hell gonna need to find some place with an impressive employee discount. i'm thinking either a movie store or some place that sells "the chronic." (no, not like kenny's chronic, more like the real stuff). that's where most of my spending money goes, so i figure i'd better come up with a way to get those things for free or cheap.

speaking of cheap, i was in a local store this weekend, the kind of store that sells the pr0n and the d1ld0s and such, and i found this dvd series that i really wanted to buy (and would've had i had some extra money...). it was called "homoerotica from the past, volumes 1 through 5." black and white action, like, dudes all greased up on 1850s bicycles and lounging in rooms full of peacock feathers showing off their gonads. i love humanatee.