ye olde crapfest

why is there no for-the-ladies equivalent of playboy? i mean, seriously. there was playgirl, but it never caught on. why? it only seems fair that us womenfolk should, if we so desire, have the option to keep a stack of "totally legitimate" pr0n on, say the coffee table, or in the bathroom. for company and stuff, too, you know? only, instead of having naked bitches, it'll have lots and lots of pictures of wang. big hot sweaty man-wang. muscles a-ripplin', fondlin' their junk, etc... and of course, very interesting and informative journalism. of course.

here is what i imagine it would be like.

image removed for the love of god

are you grossed out? why? last month's centerfold was all pouring olive oil on her privates and making a "ooooh" face, is that gross?

so, is this a million dollar idea, ladies? don't we ALL secretly want to be able to ogle men (and wang, more specifically) during the downtime? what say you, superweb?